Contact

All inquiries, questions, bookings, complaints, angrily misspelled invective, ransom notes, subscription fees, health records, conspiracy theories, spam about Nigerian Princes, real appeals from Nigerian Princes, and suggestions should be directed to clownfraudulent@gmail.com

If anyone uses that email to sign up for an online dating site, I reserve my right to follow through with any contacts and write about the experience.

Oh, and I’ll get twitter when I feel like it.